Stellantis Quality Control - FAIL. EPIC FAIL.
Update.
Bought car 2/26/25.
Returned car back to service for an electric issue 2/27/25.
Car sits in dealer service department for various parts, repair attempts and other nonsense until 6/12/25. That is 105 days.
Take car out for test drive on 6/13/25 after work, full charge at 100%.
During drive, battery gets close to 30%, so I head to a charge station. Get to charge station, and there is still 28%. Good to go, right?
Plug into charger and cannot get it to initiate a charge. It's about 2:30am. Car freaks out... every light in the dash comes on. Cannot turn "ignition" off... or on. Like it is frozen in between the two states. Try opening and closing door. Tried pushing and holding start/stop button. Tried pushing everything, nothing works. Finally give up because I am in the.middle of fucking nowhere. With no tools. Or anyone else around. I give up and call roadside assistance. Three times. Finally reach someone and try to explain to someone who cannot understand or speak English very well what is going on. I disconnect with her and try to calm down, and shortly thereafter get a call from someone on our side of the ocean. She clearly and concisely apologized for the situation and quickly dispatched a tow driver. By now, the entire car is dead. Brick dead. I am surprise there was enough juice to pop the door actuator to let me in and out of the car.
While I am waiting for the tow truck, I try to call Electrify America... thinking that there is an issue with the charger that I am using. No luck there, their (833) number just rings more than a 3 alarm fire.
While I am trying to reach EA, someone pulls up next to me to charge their Kia EV6. After explaining to them how horrible this car is, I ask him if he would mind trying the plug at the charging unit that I tried - thinking that maybe I forgot how to plug a round plug into a round hole. NOPE. No issue with his Kia, started to process his charge immediate like it should.
By this time, the sun is coming up and at least I can see how beautiful the surroundings are that I am stranded in.
About 6:45am or so - the tow truck arrives. I remind him that it is an ev and and, and is now completely dead, so this mess is in his hands. He looked at me with a kind of cute puzzled look as I just shrugged my shoulders and said your guess is as good as mine. He offered to try to hook a jump pack to it to at least put it in neutral. As soon as we did this, the dash came to life and read a 26% SOC. I started the car, and it moved on its own. I was not about to take another chance, so i drove it up on the tow truck and let them take me to the closest dealer as planned.
7:15am - loaded on the tow truck, on the way to a dealer service department that is still closed (opens at 9:00am).
Time unknown - a short while later, we get to the dealer. Right where he unloads the car to park it for me, i notice some Free2Go chargers set up at the dealer. There is an open plug, so i said, what the hell.. what do I have to lose at this point. Plug in to the fast charger here and it seemed to work as intended. And it started charging very quickly!. Since lights looked green and things were fi ally looking up, I left it charge back to 80% which i knew would be enough to at least get me back home. As long as the car didn't shit the bed on the way.
Made it back home and sent the photos of my adventure back to the sales manager at the dealer so that i could hopefully make his day too.
FML. 80K down the god dam toilet 🤣🤣🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
side note
When they told me the car was finally ready last week, after I asked "Really?..are ya sure?? " 2 or 3 times, I asked them if they had completed any and all of the latest updates that were so kindly shared here by
@MoparTechJordan . I was told that everything was fine and should be up to date. 🤷♂️
I previously made the service advisor that I was working with aware of how helpful he has been for everyone on this forum with regards to our cars. I was not about to take it back until they confirmed that all was well.